Well hey there! It appears this is my first blog post. Like. Ever. Woot! So please bear with me as I figure all this stuff out. I promise to lace these posts with humor, love, wisdom (don't laugh) and of course, sarcasm.

Since I clearly did not have a topic in mind for my debut post, I'll just insert a few random thoughts. Tomorrow I'm running my third marathon. The first one, back in 2013, was like an appetizer. The second, a year later, was like that salad you get before your main dish. You know, the one that teases your appetite and leaves you wanting more. Tomorrow's is like the main dish. The one that a part of me hopes is a PR, while the rest of me just wants nothing more to cross that finish line. Also, clearly I am hungry, considering I just compared three marathons to food. Whatever. I blame this week's carb loading.

So really that's all for now. I bid thee a happy Saturday, while I go off in search of the fifth main food group: coffee. Oh. And food.